To my Chris Mom

Started our team meeting today with recitation of this poem which was later circulated to all teams on mail.

I’ve faked a marriage that’s in news,
I have made four proposals, with no use,
now, am even completing my third dare,
but, about my gift you don’t seem to care.

Boring and dull, the dares you devise,
try being creative, and that would be nice.
As long as you are good, and not hostile,

I would do the dare in my own style.

Every child is so happy and gay,
with gifts they receive day on day.
Gift me a gift, stingy Chris mom,
before I plant, in your desk, a hydrogen bomb.

I ain’t sure if you are he or she,
in this wonderful X-mas game,
but I know, people with unknown genders,
have a totally different name.

12 comments:

  1. Every child is so happy and gay

    idhula double meaning ethaavathu irukkaa?

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  2. Well thats a nice way to welcome christmas...

    go on have fun :-)

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  3. hey somu
    u have threated ur chris mom!!!
    have u got gifts ...and do post wat gifts u got for ur chris child and chris mom...
    hydorgen bomb for chris mom ...a??

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  4. awww nice one - but i think ure gonna get another dare lol n i think its a gal

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  5. " but I know, people with unknown genders,
    have a totally different name. "

    totally true!
    its a guy dude.chillax.
    psst...if it turns out to be a chick...ahem..well...i was only trying to keep you on a plane for the moment. :-)

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  6. Ohhh.. What dida get? Did u get anything at all? Or did it just turn out to be a test for your poetry prowess??

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  7. cute poem, very cute..:) gift kedachudha illaya?

    do a saalai mariyal porattam in front of ur chris mom's cubicle..:D

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  8. @Sheky
    Nalla vishayangal kannula padaathey ;o)

    @Ashish
    THanks. Sure am having fun :o0)

    @Sophie
    No use until today morning... However, i have this vague feeling that too many are playing the prank on me !

    @Visithra
    Just one dare after that... Every time I speak to some one I should end the conversation with "Naan oru tharava sonna, nooru tharava sonna maathiri"... Most of my friends felt that the dialogue suits me a lot ;o)

    @Exuberant
    Guy or girl does not matter... Either way am on my plane... :o)

    @Ramya
    Got one Angel Teddy bear today morning :o)

    @Art
    Hmmm thanks !

    @Nithya
    Thanks... Yeah gift finalla kedachuthu ! I don't know who the mom is so saalai mariyal is out of question... And for the same reason, the line "Will plant a hydrogen bomb under your desk" in the poem was logically wrong :o)))

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  9. Nice blog! (and nice poem too!) :)

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  10. Can any one please tell me what is the origin of this game chris mom and chris child..?? I have been searching the net with all combination of keywords! The closest to what I got, as aginst what I want, is this blog .. PLZ! help me.. my chris mom wants to know the history of this game! !

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